I never realized how hot some of these guys from are.I love that its always the hot guys that pick me out of the crowd to give that little flier to. I wounder what would happen if I actually went to one of those bible studies.
We have a bunch of Mormon missionaries around here, as well as Jehovah's Winesses. I think the word has got out that I am quite happy to invite them in for a chat and a coffee - the 'word' being that I will easily out-talk any of them ... My door bell doesn't ring any more!!
Hey kid...now it's starting to sound like something I saw on the Showtime (I think). Could be interesting, dangerous, boring, or a combo of all of the above... Some of the biggest homophobes I ever met were big "church-goers", and I suspect (and can confirm on 1 occasion after a productive bj) were some deep-in-the-closet self haters...Now, if you read my comments, you probably already know what I'm going to advise...GO FOR IT!!! Just keep your wits about you, and don't be surprised at the Christian hate justification arguments...Somehow it makes a lot of "church-goers feel better about themselves if they have someone to kick- kinda like grade school, but I digress... There is nothing quite like the frustration of unrequited love, though- lots of hoping, dreaming, and ultimately, a nice jerk-off before beddy-bye!!! Hey, could be worse!!! At least there's no disease involved! And, you never know; that hot kid that delivered your invite could be going home and jerking off to images of you in his jammed up head...consider it your Christian duty to relieve him of his "tension" and show him the way...you could be the best thing that has happened to him since he discovered his 1st erect wienie!!! Good luck kid, have fun, be safe, feel loved...
I know Catholics who are gay who are well mixed up and guilty as anything. I know Jewish people who are religious and gay and can't cope. I know Anglicans who can't even talk about women, let alone about gay people. I hear of Muslims - some of whom are gay first. I hear of Jehovah's Witnesses who run a mile,as D but C said when confronted by queer guys like me.
For the sake of God do not go anywhere near organised religion. Find your God by all means, but don't have anything to do with the right wing, zealots who would cut your testicles off sooner than have you think of your own sex while masturbating.
I kid you not. That and chemical castration are known and practiced 'cures' for homosexuality by some religious zealots.
don't do bible study they invade your brain and chase out all the common sense. all u left with is guilt trip. its not real. this is the one life u have live it. there is no heaven. there is not hell.
It's like forbidden fruit. Those guys are so clean-cut and sweet. Just watch the smiles disappear when you start to confess your sins.
ReplyDeleteBut if you're going to let Jesus in, first you need to know how well hung he is.
We have a bunch of Mormon missionaries around here, as well as Jehovah's Winesses. I think the word has got out that I am quite happy to invite them in for a chat and a coffee - the 'word' being that I will easily out-talk any of them ... My door bell doesn't ring any more!!
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Hey kid...now it's starting to sound like something I saw on the Showtime (I think). Could be interesting, dangerous, boring, or a combo of all of the above... Some of the biggest homophobes I ever met were big "church-goers", and I suspect (and can confirm on 1 occasion after a productive bj) were some deep-in-the-closet self haters...Now, if you read my comments, you probably already know what I'm going to advise...GO FOR IT!!! Just keep your wits about you, and don't be surprised at the Christian hate justification arguments...Somehow it makes a lot of "church-goers feel better about themselves if they have someone to kick- kinda like grade school, but I digress... There is nothing quite like the frustration of unrequited love, though- lots of hoping, dreaming, and ultimately, a nice jerk-off before beddy-bye!!! Hey, could be worse!!! At least there's no disease involved! And, you never know; that hot kid that delivered your invite could be going home and jerking off to images of you in his jammed up head...consider it your Christian duty to relieve him of his "tension" and show him the way...you could be the best thing that has happened to him since he discovered his 1st erect wienie!!! Good luck kid, have fun, be safe, feel loved...
ReplyDeleteI know Catholics who are gay who are well mixed up and guilty as anything.
ReplyDeleteI know Jewish people who are religious and gay and can't cope.
I know Anglicans who can't even talk about women, let alone about gay people.
I hear of Muslims - some of whom are gay first.
I hear of Jehovah's Witnesses who run a mile,as D but C said when confronted by queer guys like me.
For the sake of God do not go anywhere near organised religion.
Find your God by all means, but don't have anything to do with the right wing, zealots who would cut your testicles off sooner than have you think of your own sex while masturbating.
I kid you not. That and chemical castration are known and practiced 'cures' for homosexuality by some religious zealots.
don't do bible study they invade your brain and chase out all the common sense. all u left with is guilt trip. its not real. this is the one life u have live it. there is no heaven. there is not hell.
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