Is it me or is this funny?

Or maybe im a bigger nerd then I thought =3

/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
  display_copyright_message();
  display_bill_rules_message();
  do_nothing_loop();

  if (first_time_installation)
  {
  make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
  do_nothing_loop();
  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
  make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
  disable_Netscape();
  disable_RealPlayer();
  disable_Lotus_Products();
  hang_system();
  } //if
  write_something(anything);
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  do_some_stuff();

  if (still_not_crashed)
  {
  display_copyright_message();
  do_nothing_loop();
  basically_run_windows_31();
  do_nothing_loop();
  } // if
  } //while

  if (detect_cache())
  disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
  {
  set_wait_states(lots);
  set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
  set_mouse(action,jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
  } //if

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

  if (system_ok())
  crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

  while(something)
  {
  sleep(5);
  get_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  act_on_user_input();
  sleep(5);
  } // while
  create_general_protection_fault();

} // main